TEN COMMANDMENTS IN PHIL HEAP's CLASSES

1. You will not come late to class. If you do it anyway, you will enter by the back doors and quietly take a seat in the back row.

2. You will not read newspapers in class.  

3. You will cease talking when class commences, and not resume chatting until class ends.

4. You will not pack up to leave until the professor adjourns the class.

5. You will always keep a copy of all work you hand in.

6. You should know that the Honor System is strictly enforced in this class.

7. You will treat the supplementary instructor with as much respect and courtesy as thou gives the teacher.

8. You will not ask the teacher what will be on the exam, because the answer is "everything."

9. You will remember to get revenge and complain on the course evaluations that this class has "too many rules."

10. You will either believe with all thy heart that "Economics Is A Good Thing," or will write a 1,500 word essay explaining why you are a heretic.

Failure to comply with these commandments will result in suffering that will be legendary, even in hell.

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