Courtesy of Ben Lyons

David Letterman's Top Ten List of

Things Someone Would Say Right Before They Failed COB 204

10.  "Dude, the tests are straight from the book and he doesn't take attendance, why would I go to class??"

9.  "I love going to that class, the professor's voice is so soothing and perfect to go to sleep by!"

8.  "The tutorials are so easy!  I can do them while listening to music, talking on AIM, checking my email, making dinner, watching a movie, cleaning my room, yelling at my roommate, finding a Spring Break destination, choosing classes for next semester, brushing my teeth, doing laundry, ...."

7.  "I always get my notes from my friend... and I'm sure he takes great notes!  He promises that he goes to class every single time... well except for when he doesn't feel like it... but every other time, without fail!"

6.  "204 class is the perfect time to do the Su Doku puzzle in The Breeze."

5.  "The homework really doesn't count for that much of your grade.  There's basically no point in doing it."

4.  "What?  Sorry, I didn't hear you, I was too busy doing my Accounting homework."

3.  "Nope, I don't remember a single thing from the tutorials."

2.  "I think if I cram for the tests for a half hour before I take it, that will be enough studying."

AND FINALLY...

1.  "Wow... that project looks way too hard... I'm not doing it."